The Kraken Attacks Texas Rum
THE UNKNOWN IS BECOMING TOO FAMILIAR
If you’re reading this, it’s time to escape the mundane and do what’s never been done. It’s time to step into the dark. How can you get there? With a rum as dark as the abyss and a Beast feared throughout the world.
LEGEND HAS IT
A ship carrying spiced rum from the Caribbean was attacked by a monstrous Kraken. The Beast thrust upon the ship its massive limbs, plunging the vessel and the men on board into impenetrable darkness.
THE LONE SURVIVOR
All of the barrels of rum were destroyed except one, which was badly stained by the squid’s black ink. It was dubbed “The Kraken Rum.” It is now known as a liquid of unparalleled darkness.
As dark as a cloud of bats from under the Congress Ave bridge, The Kraken is a spiced rum blended with natural flavors and caramel color. If reports are true, Houston definitely has a problem, as its tentacles have stretched across the Lonestar state, riding fences and keeping Austin weird.
| PRODUCT NAME | The Kraken Attacks Texas Rum |
| PRODUCT CODE | RBBA1000033223 |
| CATEGORY | Rum |
